Select Your Sass

Choose from 3 different subscription options below: a shirt-only, box-only, or big box subscription. Subscriber perks included membership to an exclusive Facebook group, ability to vote on future products, access to special sales, and more. Join our community today! Looking for a gift subscription? Click here.

* All subscriptions ship on the 16th-18th of each month. *

Photos below are from a past month's shipment. 


Smartass & Sass *SHIRT-ONLY* Subscription

Get a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month, delivered straight to your door.

Smartass & Sass *BOX*

Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items to make you laugh your a** off.

Smartass & Sass *BIG BOX* (Full Box + Shirt)

Includes the same 5-7 snarky goods as the regular-sized box plus a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month.